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You Might Be A Steroid User If...

We thought a little humour might be nice at a time like this.

  • If you are 35 and still have acne on your back…
  • If your eyes are so far back in your head, you’re mistaken for the missing link…
  • You’re abs are ripped, but stick out further than most beer guts…
  • When you use the term “gyno” you aren’t referring to a gynecologist…
  • You’re not angry, it’s just that the rest of the world is so f’ing stupid…
  • The vet called and he wants his meds back…
  • You look like Tarzan, but play like Jane…
  • You think the discoveries of Einstein and Newton pale in comparison to Duchaine’s…
  • You’re wishing a service like the diabetics have existed to send you new needles…
  • You think everyone gets giant puss filled lesions on their ass…
  • All your friends are bouncers…
  • You have your mail delivered to the gym…
  • Feel free to comment with others you think of.

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