We thought a little humour might be nice at a time like this.
If you are 35 and still have acne on your back…If your eyes are so far back in your head, you’re mistaken for the missing link…You’re abs are ripped, but stick out further than most beer guts…When you use the term “gyno” you aren’t referring to a gynecologist…You’re not angry, it’s just that the rest of the world is so f’ing stupid…The vet called and he wants his meds back…You look like Tarzan, but play like Jane…You think the discoveries of Einstein and Newton pale in comparison to Duchaine’s…You’re wishing a service like the diabetics have existed to send you new needles…You think everyone gets giant puss filled lesions on their ass…All your friends are bouncers…You have your mail delivered to the gym…Feel free to comment with others you think of.
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